this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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