Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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