I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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