found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
