i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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