my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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