Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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