Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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