You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
