He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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