im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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