What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
two words...techno handjob
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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