Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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