I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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