Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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