No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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