Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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