We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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