Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
