Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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