How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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