This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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