Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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