:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
...so i touched it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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