When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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