Betty ford says i'm here all night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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