The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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