if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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