I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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