nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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