quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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