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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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