Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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