i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
