So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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