Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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