Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
