What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We named our party play list daddy issues
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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