Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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