Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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