Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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