i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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