haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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