i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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