two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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