every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Best friends brother. Beat that.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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