I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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