Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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