so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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