physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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