I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
