i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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