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• (206): View more from Washington

  Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...

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• (916): View more from California

  keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars

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