what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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