honey bunches of taint.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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