how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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