he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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