suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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