WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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